"Shut your pie-hole jackass!" (to Bill in TWINS)

"You know what the jackass means, Evil Otto." (to Dave)

-ROSE BOWL NEW

Lisa: I can't believe this is making us turn on each other.
Catherine: Look, just because you're talking about these and that doesn't mean that you're turning me on.
Lisa: No, I mean turning on. Not turning on turning on.
Catherine: Mmm, hmmm. (Then she closes up her blouse)
-RAP NEW

"Shut your pie hole jackass!"

(to Bill in TWINS)

"Oh...My...Lord"

-OFFICE FEUD (Courtesy Christine from Australia)

"Bill's been committed to a psychiatric hospital....HAH!"
-OUR FIFTIETH EPISODE(Courtesy Christine from Australia)

"Not a chance in space hell!"(to Joe's request to see her naked)

-SPACE(Courtesy Christine from Australia)

"...and would this plastic be, I don't know, maybe a label, with the words 'Garelli 5000' on it?"
-COMPLAINT BOX(Courtesy Christine from Australia)

Good job, Dave. It takes a big man to crumble under pressure so fast.

-CRISIS or BIG DAY? (Courtesy oddgirl)

 

MATTHEW: "Hey, what part of Africa you from?"

CATHERINE:  "Shut up."

MATTHEW: "No, seriously, say something in African."

CATHERINE: "Shut the F..."

-THE TRAINER

Joe: "Hey Cathy your panty hose is ripped."
Catherine:  "No it itsn`t."
Joe:  "I know, I just wanted to see you check it."
Catherine: (Slaps Joe) "Next time check it yourself sweetie."
-CATHERINE MOVES ON (Courtesy Jill)

Joe: "Catherine! If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it agianst me?"
Catherine: (Slaps Joe) "Only one way to find out honey."
-CATHERINE MOVES ON (Courtesy Jill)

Joe: "Catherine! Heaven musta lost a pair of angels cause I can see them bouncing around in your blouse."
Catherine: (Slaps Joe)
Joe: "Ow!"
Catherine: "You OK, honey?"
Joe: "Yeah I`m fine."
Catherine: "Good because I was just thinking the devil musta lost his pitchfork cause I can see it in your..."
-CATHERINE MOVES ON (Courtesy Jill)

Lisa:"How can he be cheating on me if we`re already broken up?"
Catherine:"They can always find a way honey"

-LED ZEPPELIN II (Courtesy Jill)

Revised 08/25/99

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